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BullshitDetector

Model 5000 · Real-Time Verification Engine

The world's first ambient fact-checker that listens to pitches, keynotes, and sales calls — and beeps when something doesn't add up.

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● Live Transcript LISTENING
"Our platform has 50 million active users..."
"...profitable since day one..." ⚠ FLAGGED
"...disrupting a $4 trillion market..." ⚠ UNVERIFIED
"...team of world-class engineers..."
BS Index 67% — ELEVATED
🔔 Beep
📳 Vibrate
🚨 Alarm
// How It Works
01
Open & Listen

Launch BD-5000 before your meeting. Whisperflow picks up ambient audio through your mic — no recording, no cloud uploads, all on-device.

02
Transcribe Live

Every word is transcribed in real-time with speaker separation. Claims, statistics, and assertions are automatically extracted and queued for verification.

03
Fact Check

Each claim is cross-referenced against verified databases, public filings, academic literature, and live web sources within 1.2 seconds of being spoken.

04
BEEEP

When something doesn't check out, BD-5000 alerts you. Choose from a discreet vibration, an audible beep, or — for the truly egregious — the full alarm.

// Core Capabilities
🎙️
Whisperflow Integration

State-of-the-art on-device speech recognition that runs entirely locally. No audio ever leaves your machine. Works in noisy boardrooms, on calls, even at conferences.

Sub-2s Verification

Claims are checked in under 1.2 seconds on average. You'll know a stat is fabricated before they've finished the sentence. Time is power.

📊
The BS Index™

A proprietary confidence-weighted score that tracks the cumulative credibility of everything said. Watch it climb. It always climbs.

🎯
Claim Classification

Distinguishes between Verified, Unverified, Misleading, Technically True But, and Outright False. Nuance matters — especially in a pitch deck.

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Full Session Report

After every session, download a timestamped PDF report of every flagged claim with source citations. Useful for due diligence. Devastating in negotiations.

🔕
Stealth Mode

Haptic-only alerts. Silent. Invisible. No one knows you know. Let them finish. You'll have questions.

// Who Needs This
💼
Venture Capital & Due Diligence
Founders say a lot of things. Now you'll know in real-time which claims survive contact with reality.
🤝
Enterprise Sales Calls
Vendor promises unlimited scalability, zero downtime, and 24/7 support. BD-5000 has opinions about that.
📺
Political Debates & Keynotes
Speakers love statistics. BD-5000 loves sources. An irresistible matchup.
🏠
Real Estate & Legal
"Motivated seller." "Minor water damage." "Priced below market." Run it all.
🎓
Academic & Research
Conference presentations, thesis defenses, and panel discussions — all subject to the same laws of evidence.
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Family Dinners
Premium plan only. We accept no liability for resulting conversations. You've been warned.
The world doesn't need more information. It needs better filters.
73%
Avg. BS Rate in Pitch Decks*
1.2s
Avg. Verify Time
Applications

* FIGURE GENERATED USING BD-5000. PLEASE VERIFY BEFORE CITING.

We built Bullshit Detector 5000 because we were tired of sitting in rooms full of confident-sounding claims that turned out to be, at best, aspirational.

The problem isn't that people lie. It's that lies are delivered with the same cadence, the same slide templates, and the same LinkedIn confidence as the truth. BD-5000 doesn't care about your energy. It cares about your sources.

Powered by Whisperflow's industry-leading on-device transcription and a multi-layered verification engine trained on billions of indexed facts, BD-5000 is the first tool that gives you real-time epistemic clarity — presented, when appropriate, as a beep.

We're not saying everyone is lying. We're saying you'll feel much better knowing.

// Plans & Pricing
Skeptic
$0
Free forever
  • 5 sessions/month
  • Basic claim flagging
  • The beep (one tone)
  • 7-day session history
  • Community fact-check sources
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Nihilist
$99
per month
  • Everything in Cynic
  • Team dashboard (up to 20 users)
  • CRM & Slack integration
  • API access for custom workflows
  • White-label for enterprise
  • Family dinner liability waiver
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